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Old 05-29-2006, 01:23 PM   #1  
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Talking Cake or bed?

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,

"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forhead? I don't think so!"

Fine, then the wife askes, :Well then, could you fix thr fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forhead? I don't think so!"

Fine, she says, "Then at least could you fix the steps tot he front door? They are about to break."

"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps," he says, "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you and I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours............

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.

As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house, he sees the hallway light is working
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey", he asks, "How'd all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried, Just then a young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."

He said," So what kind of cake did you bake him?"

SHe replied, "Hellooooo.....Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
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Old 05-29-2006, 01:42 PM   #2  
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Old 05-29-2006, 02:15 PM   #3  
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:01 PM   #4  
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Love it!
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Old 06-08-2006, 11:42 PM   #5  
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lol
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Old 06-12-2006, 05:44 AM   #6  
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Nice one!
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Old 07-29-2006, 01:29 AM   #7  
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Lol
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Old 07-31-2006, 03:20 AM   #8  
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Actually laughed out loud at this one.
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Old 07-31-2006, 10:26 AM   #9  
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I love that one!!
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Old 07-31-2006, 10:44 AM   #10  
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That was a good one!!
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