So after having a five year affair with my scale, it decided to start acting weird (very incorrect readings, like telling me I was 124lbs at one point). So today I went out and bought a new scale, and after adjusting it for accuracy on my carpet on top of a magazine, I am more than dismayed to find out that my old scale's trechery had started long before the 120 something episode. While this finding in no way changes my work out plan or diet, it does make me pretty upset. Instead of the 180 something that I thought I was, New Scale is telling me I am 205.

Even the scale at my parents house was lying to me.
Has anyone else experienced this kind of disappointment?
Also, I like naming my things, does anyone have a name suggestion for the New Scale?