[Repo girl]

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of
> Psychiatry
> > has revealed that
> > the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man
> > can differ depending
> > on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
> >
> > For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted
> > to men with rugged and
> > masculine features.
> >
> > However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she
> > tends to be more
> > attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth
> > and a spear lodged in
> > his forehead while he is on fire.
> >
> > No further studies are expected.

[KatDev]

Hahaha. I love it!

[Kimphin]

HAHAHAHA -

As I started reading, still thinking it was real, I thought the SAME thing! I almost died laughing when I read the punchline.

[Mama Nicole]

OMG.....Katie......I adore you!!!
XOXO

[yoyonomoreinvegas]

OMG I had just heard somthing about being on the pill affecting the type of man women are attracted to and thought it was going to be similar. I like your *study* better

[Joni135]

Love it Katie...

This one isn't as good....but it's sort of weight loss appropriate:

"Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. "