Learning Center for Adult Males
Registration Must be completed by Monday 1/10/06
New classes begin 1/15/06
NOTE;DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZEs WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How to Fill up the Ice Cube Trays- step by step, with slide presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll!!! Does it change itself?
Round table discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00, 2 hours
Class 3
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls, and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks. Saturday 10:00
Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 pm for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes! Can they Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning 7pm.
Class 6
Loss of Identity- Losing the Remote to your Significant Other.
Help Line and Support Groups
Meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday, 7:00 pm
Class 7
Learning How to FInd Things - Start by Looking in the RIght Places and not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming
Open Forum
MOnday at 8pm, 2 hours
Class 8 Health Watch- Bringing her FLowers is not Harmful to your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights, Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7 pm for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost- Real Life Testimonials
Tuesdays at 6pm Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours
Class 11
Learning to Live- basic differences between Wife and Mother
Online! Classes and role playing
Tuesdays at 7pm, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Excercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday, Thursday for 2 hours. 7pm
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy- Remembering BIrthdays, Anniversaries, and other Important Dates and Calling When you are Going to be late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies offerred
Three nights- MOnday, Wednesday and Friday at 7 pm for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven- What Is It and How it is used?
Live Demonstration
Tuesdays at 6pm, location to be determined.
Upon Completion of any of these courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Enjoy ladies..................