The staff and management at the Imperial Fitness Spa, Land o' Fit Folk, South Empire, hath put their fit lil ol' heads together and decided it would be appropriate to have a FITNESS FIESTA for all fitness folk, both near and far, who frequent the neighborhood of these threads!!!
That being the case, all winners of the recent Hump o' the Week Challenge and anyone else who feeleth inclineth are invited to THREE DAYS OF VIRTUAL PARTYING AND GENERAL RELAXATION OF A FITNESS/WEIGHT MANAGEMENT NATURE at the Spa. Come one, come all, to enjoy our magnificant facilities on 10,000 acres of grassland, forest, magikal pools deep in Grecian-statuette inhabited grottoes, castlelettes, self-renewing picnic tables (where picnics-full of healthy food choices magically appear and renew themselves as consumed and no calories are deposited on the body of the eater), aerobic classes led by Pirate Bill (a man of many talents), Towel Boy services, cozy whirlpool baths, showers, rainbow pools with water lilies, 10-star spa cuisine by Elberta Crone (100 years old and fit as a fiddle because she knows all the nutritional secrets of the universe), yoga classes by Guru Sally, pilates classes by the ghost of Joseph Pilates, spinning classes by the original Johnny G. (now cloned in health clubs across the nation, but we have the real one), guided psychic walks by genuine psychics ... and FIESTA MUSIC, PINATA BREAKING WITH CALORIE FREE CANDY SPEWING FORTH EVERY HOUR ... ARTS AND CRAFTS ... HORSE RIDING EVENTS ... AND MORE ... Ole!
THERE IS A FEATURED EVENT RUNNING OVER THE THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! A challenge, of course!! BUT IT IS A CHALLENGE ANYONE CAN WIN!!! (If you've read all this, believe me, you have the stamina to do this challenge, which is ...)
Everyone who wishes to post on the thread is welcome, but for those who want to enter the CHALLENGE, you have to do one thing!!! You have to pick out ONE FUN THING TO DO TO FURTHER YOUR HEALTH AND FITNESS JOURNEY on each of the three days! (Playing a game of soccer, taking a walk, even taking a nap because that IS a fitness activity ... you have to rest to grow muscle and feel good, sit and think about your weight loss journey and plan it all out, buy some little stickers to mark your calendar to mark your journey, talk to a friend about your journey, walk slowly around the neighborhood and look at it (burns calories even if it's slow), you name it!!! Declare it each morning that you can, do it and report back!!! Report, report, report!!!! Ole! Huzzah!
Winners receive a BLUE RIBBON and an Imperial Fitness Spa hat, all virtual, but chic!!!!
That is all, please come if ya wanna!!! ~ Signed, Perky Elbert, the Party Animal, aka (oh, no, forget that, this is just for FUN!!! You WILL have fun!!! Do you understand, party goers?)
Empress Amarantha hath stated that she will descend from her Imperial Chamber and post a FUN CHALLENGE for herself on Friday (when she thinks of one)! Don't stand on ceremony, though, party guests, post whenever ye like! ~ Signed, Pirate Bill, Scribe and Aerobics-by-the-Sea Instructor