I am probably the only one to have done this but needed to share.
Anyway, like many of you I get up every day, go to the toilet and weigh myself naked before having a shave and taking a shower.
Today, I got up earlier than usual, decided I did not need the toilet and headed for the scale. The number was bigger than I was expecting. Actually, it was quite a lot bigger. So I got off the scale, and on again - same number.
Hmm. A big gain day?
But then I looked down. In one hand was my bath towel. In the other, my shaving kit and I had been weighing myself plus these!
So I put them down, got on the scale again and normality returned.
Dumb *** weigh-in move!