I've got a long list of injury stories. But the best two are...
When I was 25, I dislocated my knee dancing on a table during a cruise. We were in really rough waters and the boat pitched one way while my knee went the other. It was the last night aboard and I was unable to get any medical assistance because they had packed everything away. So, I went through customs the next morning, using my suitcase as a crutch. Try explaining that one to your boss as to why you will be gone on your vacation for an extra day. LOL
The best one though, is - Labor Day weekend of this year, we went out to the lake with my boyfriend's family for the day. We were all out in the water, relaxing and soaking up the sun. I had nearly fallen asleep on my floatie while my boyfriend's stepdad was on the boat, tossing beers out to those that wanted one. He sent a Coors (seriously, a Coors) fliyng through the air to my boyfriend and missed him completely - slamming me in the face. It split my eyebrow open, cut me below my eye, swelled the entire side of my face, and shattered my favorite pair of sunglasses. The kicker is that my boyfriend had planned to propose that night and was furious with his step-dad for "breaking me" vefore the big night. He still went on with the proposal that night and we had a great story for my family who is all far away.