OK. I've raked the sand smooth and put out our blankies. Now we can all huddle here under the beach umbrella. There is a huge pot of chicken soup, pieces of Laughing Cow Cheese, pre-measured pistachios, aspirin, hot water bottles, Bag Balm, sherry and brandy, cats and dogs to cuddle, pillows, a woodstove, hot lemon drinks and a bunch of chick flicks for the VCR. When we are up for it, we'll get the cabana boys to give us massages.
Come on in and complain about our sickies. Just go ahead and moan and whine and crab.
