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Old 06-17-2008, 08:41 PM   #1  
2 wheels is plenty :D
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An older couple decide to go to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want t start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks: “where are you going?”
“To the kitchen,” he replies.
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
“Sure.”
“Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it? she asks.
No, I can remember it.”
“Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. You’d better write it down because you know you’ll forget it.”
He says: “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
“I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, so you’d better write it down,” she retorts.
Getting irritated, he says: “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it. Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream for goodness sake.”
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment, then asks: “where’s my toast?”
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:14 PM   #2  
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i love that one! it still makes me laugh, and i used to tell it when i was in kindergarten.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:19 AM   #3  
2 wheels is plenty :D
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..that old, huh?
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:58 PM   #4  
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-19-2008, 11:05 PM   #5  
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So CHICK...Angie and I didn't even see you in our kitchen.....when were you there/
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:00 PM   #6  
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To tell you when I was there would ruin everything...but now you know where the ice cream and strawberries went. Sorry!
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