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Getting Old....
An older couple decide to go to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want t start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks: “where are you going?”
“To the kitchen,” he replies. “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?” “Sure.” “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it? she asks. No, I can remember it.” “Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. You’d better write it down because you know you’ll forget it.” He says: “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.” “I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, so you’d better write it down,” she retorts. Getting irritated, he says: “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it. Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream for goodness sake.” After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment, then asks: “where’s my toast?” |
i love that one! it still makes me laugh, and i used to tell it when i was in kindergarten.
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:rofl:..that old, huh? :o
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So CHICK...Angie and I didn't even see you in our kitchen.....when were you there/
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To tell you when I was there would ruin everything...but now you know where the ice cream and strawberries went. Sorry! ;)
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