Girls, haven't been in here for awhile but stopped in and LOVE all of your jokes. One of my dear friends has a glass eye and I'm going to tell her Squeak's joke...She has a great sense of humor...used to say she should go into a diner and say, "I'd give my left eye for a good cup of coffee..." then pop it out!
One time she was rinsing her eye and dropped it down the drain...she had to call maintenance at her apartment complex to fetch it out of the trap! Can you imagine that telephone call...uh, hello, um, I dropped my eye down the drain and I was wondering.....
A man walks into a Doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me Doc?" he asked.
"You're not eating properly!" replied the Doctor.
Okay, I want to know where Mauvais and Ruth are. Huh? Ruth is getting her wrist done this Friday, and Mauvais should be feeling pretty peppy post-squashed breasts. Except we have to find her a new job.
Girls.... where are you?
xo
I applied on-line to the government secretarial/admin/clerk inventory recently so hopefully they will contact me about writing the test. I have two people looking out for me right now too.
I have been really busy at work this week and that combined with worrying and not sleeping well has done me in
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and
sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours; green,
red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter Old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and shagged a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
That WAS pretty funny, heh heh.
Listen, does anyone know how to get rid of mice? I've got poison down, and we've caught 6 in traps, but there are two very clever mice that live in my kitchen...
We've had a few invaders in our kitchen... put peanut butter in the mouse traps. I swear they can smell that stuff from a mile away. Guaranteed to work everytime.
Okay, I'll just scrape the 1/8 tsp out of the bottom of the jar...
Thanks, Sojo... someone else suggested that a while ago and I forgot about it. I'll get my husband on it right away. (poor little things... they're so cute...)
mauvaisroux , 09-20-2002 09:17 PM
and that combined with worrying and not sleeping well 
has done me in 
katrinabgood , 10-01-2002 07:30 PM
