I honestly can't read this without laughing hysterically. Never in a million years would I think a bunch of girls (other than my outwardly disgusting friends) would be so open about how bad their booty stench is.
Its probably only because we have the anonymity of the internet. Then again some of my friends and I have some weird conversations.
OMG! SO FUNNY!
I always hold my cat when I get on the computer
and right when I clicked on this thread
he wanted into my lap...and he just farted!
ahahah
I though you were gonna say you always hold your cat when you have gas so you can blame it on him.
Ever had a fart so bad it woke you up out of your sleep with the smell? That happened to me after eating taco bake, which is full of refried beans and a lot of other vegetables.
Asparagus pee smells really bad, too.
I'm mad we're having a discussion about fart rankings.
When I had known my former boyfriend for only a week I was with him and for some reason I had to fart all the time. I was so embarassed... I looked for some excuse to slip out of the room so that he wouldn't notice. After 10 times or so he said: "And now you're going to tell me why you walk away all the time. What's the matter?" So I told him and he burst out lauging, because he thought it was cute. He later confessed me that he feared I was purging in the toilet... the things he got in his head??
One time the BF and I were on a long trip and I farted - the guy literally gaged! He coughed so hard! It was freakin rank!!! And it lingered.. oh my goodness. I dont remeber what I ate... I'd do it agian though! It was hilarous!!!
When I had known my former boyfriend for only a week I was with him and for some reason I had to fart all the time. I was so embarassed... I looked for some excuse to slip out of the room so that he wouldn't notice. After 10 times or so he said: "And now you're going to tell me why you walk away all the time. What's the matter?" So I told him and he burst out lauging, because he thought it was cute. He later confessed me that he feared I was purging in the toilet... the things he got in his head??
only we can go on for three pages about stinky farts. I think even guys would give up after two pages.
That being said, last night I had a huge salad with all sorts of veggies including bean sprouts. OMG, I would have made myself sleep on the couch if it would have made a difference.
My husband thinks it is absolutely HILARIOUS to "tent" me while we are laying in the bed. You know, pull the covers over my head and make me inhale the stench. Yes, I fight. One day.... I WILL tent him. *evil laugh*
I've been having problems getting enough protein in my diet because I don't have time to cook eggs really and pnut butter has so many calories.. and i'm really just not a big meat eater. but anways- yesterday I had a hard boiled egg for breakfast (I've never done that before I felt it was a huge step for me) and then last night I went out drinking. I have some serious rotten egg beer fart things going on right now. Not to mention I ate broccoli and cauliflower for dinner last night. I smell like roses.
My husband thinks it is absolutely HILARIOUS to "tent" me while we are laying in the bed. You know, pull the covers over my head and make me inhale the stench. Yes, I fight. One day.... I WILL tent him. *evil laugh*
