Broccoli Farts

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  • hahah my BF loves the dutch oven stuff. Guys love that crap. I notice that when I eat raw brocolli or any raw veggies, I am way farty. If I cook them, I don't really fart as much.
    And I also notice when I was eating raw spinach leaves and raw peppers, my stomach was unsettled. When I cook them, it is way better. Whats up with that?
  • My BF calls me a salad shooter b/c I fart so much when I eat raw veggies!
  • Gross idea...

    next time you're in the bathroom and somebodies already in there... and still in there when you finish... open and close the main door (pretend you've left) and listen... 50-75% of the time whoever was there before you will let loose when they think you have left...

    I'm gross, I know
  • Quote: Gross idea...

    next time you're in the bathroom and somebodies already in there... and still in there when you finish... open and close the main door (pretend you've left) and listen... 50-75% of the time whoever was there before you will let loose when they think you have left...

    I'm gross, I know
    That was hilarious because that's EXACTLY what I do...
  • LMAO! I have been known to hold a fart for someone to leave. I've also been known to let it rip and apoligize to the person in the stall next to me.
  • I just do it and go on.. thats what the bathroom is there for right? Unless they smell really bad then I'll apologize for that lol
  • Quote: My husband thinks it is absolutely HILARIOUS to "tent" me while we are laying in the bed. You know, pull the covers over my head and make me inhale the stench. Yes, I fight. One day.... I WILL tent him. *evil laugh*
    My ex called that the Dutch Oven... good times!