Thank you! That's just what I need, then I can score over 30% next time!!!

Is there a white stilleto?

I had to admit to that one. And of course I've been to Blackpool Pleasure Beach - my grandparents live there! (Blackpool, not actually the pleasure beach...)

I'm 13% chav!

Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.



I'm glad you explained the croydon face lift because I've never heard of that before. Seen them on plenty of people though lol

it should have questions like. do you wear football shirst everywhere. do you wear a nice baseball cap so far back on your head the peak points striaght up. it also missed the gold sovreigns. not to mention owning a vauxhall nova with a bit of mfi chipboard nailed to the back as a spoiler. there is some very good chav cartoons on the cecimoz website

Oh 15% that's ALL?? And I thought I was Blingin'!

eek I am a 23% chav damn knowing people who've been on trisha

I am cringing cos my Essex bruv and his very essex wife got only 8% to my 15%. Methinks they told porkies.....

You're going to laugh at this....look at the score the American girl got!

Amateur chav
You are 51 % chav

You are the official chav-in-training, you know where you want to be but there are still a few obstacles to get through before you make it as a fully paid up member of chavdom. Keep on flying the Burberry flag, watch a few more episodes of Footballer's Wives and you'll be home and dry.

Not sure what the Burberry flag is...but I'll definitely keep watching Footballers' Wives!

Ahh1 but then I think a lot of Chavs go to Florida for their hols!

Burberry is the burberry check of the design company. Used on the lining of its coats then someone took over the design and 'Posh' SPice (Mrs Beckham) and some other twits used it from head to toe - baseball caps, make up bags, boots etc etc

Ah, I think I've seen it!

I can't say that I've ever seen a real live "chav", but plenty on telly! Vickie Pollard on Little Britian.."Yeah but...no but...yeah but...."

That's right! She even has the "Croydon face lift" (severe ponytail that stretches the face.

What gave you a high score, Jen - not the white stillettos? Surely not after labor day!!

Just 5% - good job they didn't ask about Rockport shoes/trainers.

It was the Little Chef thing that let me down - my Dad was the person who thought up the Little Chef idea because he was sick and tired of the hassle of travelling with children and a baby (me) and struggling to find somewhere child friendly to feed/change me on a long journey.

Your dad thought it up?

I could only dream of little chef when I was a kid, being one of four kids we could never afford it.