want to here something funny?

I just got a call from my son't psyche doc. He said, "Mrs. Pit you were suppose to be here with the little Pit at 1:45."

I said, "oh no Doctor Shrink, remember I called you last week and rescheduled for May 7th because I was having a tooth problem?"

and he said.............................

"But today IS May 7th!"


do you think he thinks I'm nuts?????????????


ROFL!

Why would he think you are sane when the rest of us don't?

GO SENS!

thank you ruthie!!!!!!!!!! so glad i didn't have to say that!!!!!

peachie.......oh boy!!! Guess we need to start reminding you of the date

No walking today. Brace yourselves, yes, I'm saying this......."I'm so used to walking now, I miss it on the days we don't walk!"

Jiff, hope work calms down for you soon.

Ruth I think your right about how to handle my friend. Thank you!

Well, Peachie, DH informed that the car goes to the dealer at 8, not 7 this morning so you aren't the only one screwed up! Well, at least I would have been early instead of late!

Sounds like my "screwy moments"

One day, I am working around the house getting some things done, when I happened to think that I needed to go to the bank. So I get everything ready, I'm ready to go, and then a revelation came to me:

IT WAS SUNDAY!!!!

Thank goodness for ATM cards

Now I don't feel so nuts!!! Thanks Ruth and Harry and Lori!!!!

Hazel, WOW on the 87 pounds!!!!!! When are you going camping? Will there be bugs and stuff????

Jiff, Jiff, Jiff....the stories I could tell!!!!!!

have a nice evening....and you gals in the wicked weather areas, stay SAFE!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!

peach

Hello everyone!

Chickadee PLESAE tell us how your meeting went! I'm having mine in July and I don't know what to expect!

Hey debkay! My DH has FINNALY acepted that it is going to be OK if I have the surgery! YEAH it's been along year ha

ok ladies. there are very few people in the world who would understand this, but i KNOW that you folks will...

a neurotic moment.

bought a new pair of jeans [no elastic!!!!] over the weekend. a size 20. the ladies at LB told me i HAD to because the other ones were falling off again.

so, this morning, i went to the gym in sweats, and then went into the locker room to change. and i took the jeans out of the bag, and stared at them. and stared at them some more. how could they possible FIT???? they looked so tiny!!! well SURE, they fit when i bought them, but how could they possibly fit NOW???? buying them was such a big mistake!!!!

i came VERY CLOSE to putting my sweats back on and going home to get another pair of pants!!! but i didn't. i put them on. and they're FINE!!!!

hey... i never said i was rational about this weight thing!!!!

something happened tonight, and i'm so proud of myself for this!!!!

at the gym, on the leg press, I DID 200 POUNDS!!!!! 15 times!!!!

wowowowow!!!! when i started in PT last fall, i could do 40!!!!

Jiff this is for you what a couple of GOOD days you have had!!! Size 20!!!! That's terrific! And 200 pounds..........I'm so glad for you!! You are my hero!

Never made it in here yesterday, walked with Hazel, met friends for lunch and visited my friend Valerie's grave yesterday to place a small basket of flowers in honor of Mother's Day. That was pretty tough........I miss her friendship so much. I just don't know what this weekend will be like for her husband and children.

Jiff and any other post-op, how much fruit do you eat?? Right now, I can't get enough strawberries, they are so good right now. One problem, I have always loved strawberries, but it is the only thing in the world I am alergic to.......I only break out in a rash when I eat too many. Back to my original question, is fruit a part of your daily intake?

Chickadee.........OH Chickadee.......where are you? When is graduation again?? Are you doing a graduation party? My kids graduated at 8PM, made it very hard to plan anything for after......it was so late!

Mary Beth, glad to hear the Repairman has finally come around. You will need his support.......I'm not going to fib, surgery is not easy......but you know that......and his support is very important.

The coffee cup is empty......off for more! I hope everyone has a great Saturday

<bowing as gracefully as i can with a purring cat on my lap while i type this>

thank you deb!!! and it sounds like you had a fab day... even with the cemetery visit. i'm sure valerie knows your around for her family...

the purring cat has gone... now she's bringing me toys to play with.

about the jeans... we all know we wear one size larger in jeans, so that means [and yes, it's true!!!!] that i'm wearing 18s!!!! from about size 34!!! yep! deb.. you and i are FABULOUS!!!!!

now about the fruit. we're not getting local strawberries yet, and i'm counting the days. about another month i think. but i try to eat a piece of fruit every day,. don't always make it, though.

the tangerines were very good this year, as long as i didn't eat that little tough part where the seeds are. and i get the no sugar packed red grapefruit sections in a jar. makes life easier. and the cut up fresh pineapple in the produce section. cherries, melon, kiwi, berries, PEELED nectarines and peaches [maybe it's time to post THAT WARNING again?], a little apple, just about anything.

i've always found two things about fruit: even one piece a day keeps me regular, and helps keep me out of sugar. a worthwhile investment.

gotta go post something on the bad and the ugly thread. about ice cream.

have a great weekend, ya'll