I am skipping church today to drive to inlaws to help mil work on her garden. She has a brief opportunity today to boss me around! LOL I really dont like going when dh is not but he is on his way back from Winnepeg MB. So I hope he can tell this is a pure act of loving him!

I still have long hair and lots of it. nyah, nyah!!!!

Hair is no longer the topic...where is Bill with the rules?

Until my partner in crime comes back I will set the rules...topics can be either ~ time ~ parrots ~ or alcohol...as based on the flag Angie and I picked up today at the chocolate festival

Wasn't it Jimmy Buffet who said "IT's five o' clock somewhere." ?

That's not the topic, Gary. Now, SIT DOWN!!!!

So anyhow, two days ago at work our computers were being a total PITA!! Uncle Buck gets on the company radio complaining about his. I got on and told him that I'd take care of his computer by putting it under my duelies. The next morning he tells me that, at first, he thought I was talking about splaying "the girls" out on his computer for him. Took him a couple of minutes to realize I was talking 'bout the tires of my truck. The other shovel operators and I have been razing him ever since. He's retiring next week and I want to get him a shirt that says "Hey baby, Show Me Your Duelies!"

Anyhow, now I have a new nickname for my bra filler.

That does sound better than chicken cutlets !!

Ruled out of order; "the girls" cannot be considered time, nor alcohol.

Are you suggesting they are parrots???

HEY!!!! They work better than alcohol at making men complete idiots.

Men ARE complete idiots. You know that! It just takes... eh duellies to emphasize that quality in them.
Not that Gary needs any help. He keeps thinking that there are rules on this thread.

At my age I can't remember if there are rules ~ were rules ~ should be rules or never were rules for this thread...but I do know, that even at my advanced age...dumber than a doornail as I am...

I do like duelies

And here comes EZ proving that Dutchie and I are always right.

along with everyone else who agrees with the basic premise of my statements.

good morning everyone it is almost 8 in the moring here so i am hoping i am not waking any one up. if i have tough.

6am here....been up for an hour....got to sleep in today

Happy Memorial Day ~ Thank you TROOPS!

gary~ i understand that sleeping in thing i was up by 6:30 and that is sleeping in for me. i have to force myself to stay in bed any later then that.

I cannot believe you people let me sleep in on my last day in this **** hole. CRIMINEYS!!!