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  •   #256  
    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 04-28-2009 10:06 PM
    URGENT! SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC....thread MUST...I say MUST...close immediately for quarantine purposes....

    sorry for any inconvienence...
  •   #257  
    JuliaDH's AvatarJuliaDH , 04-28-2009 10:08 PM
  •   #258  
    PearFreak's AvatarPearFreak , 04-28-2009 10:10 PM
    Her ya go... just a visual, for those of us who couldn't stop the gleaming red glaring letters from making their eyes shut a wee bit.


  •   #259  
    yoyonomoreinvegas's Avataryoyonomoreinvegas , 04-28-2009 10:25 PM
    'Magine my surprise - I've been out of touch since last December and return to find (screechy music) (I don't know how to spell ee ee ee) It's ALIVE! The thread is among the undead!!!

    But, have no fear, yoyo the threadkiller is near......


    Really have tons of things I should be doing but had to pop in to say OMG - Operator265!?! is that you?!? You look amazing!!! And, hang tough chickie, the quit gets easier every day - take it from someone who lit their last sickorette back in November and hasn't looked back or regretted it for a moment (well, except maybe on that third day.....) since. You go girl and congrats on making it through "**** week"

    ding, dong, the thread is dead......
  •   #260  
    PearFreak's AvatarPearFreak , 04-28-2009 10:28 PM
    Hey, Hey, Hey, no closing of the thread... not now, not later, well maybe a little later, but not now, Ok!!!
  •   #261  
    JuliaDH's AvatarJuliaDH , 04-28-2009 10:33 PM
    Welcome Back YoYo. You have been missed! Rejoin us in the insanity!
  •   #262  
    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 04-28-2009 10:33 PM
    Gary, give it up. This thread will never die ! Not with The KAW on this thread, Never gonna happen.
  •   #263  
    PearFreak's AvatarPearFreak , 04-28-2009 10:46 PM
    Alright, here's a joke to make you laugh before you all go to bed ...

    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
    freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
    blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
    oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
    down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
    yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"
  •   #264  
    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 04-28-2009 11:04 PM
    you are all killin' me!
  •   #265  
    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 04-29-2009 05:48 AM
    If I get swine flu I'm gonna scoot right on out to CA and kiss Gary right on the mouth. I'm not worried about Ang. If she can handle more than a decade with GarBear, a puny little virus ain't gonna take her down.

    Welcome back Yoyo. 'Bout freakin' time you checked in.

    Hattie-Welcome to Onederland. Enjoy, the water's just right.
  •   #266  
    alinnell's Avataralinnell , 04-29-2009 11:35 AM
    One of my employees is planning to go to Mexico this weekend. Stupid. He says he'll go to a nice resort. So what? The couple from Scotland were at a nice resort on their honeymoon and got the flu.
  •   #267  
    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 04-29-2009 12:30 PM
    Pucker up Miss TNT

    Allison, one of my guys is going to Cancun next week...says he isn't worried...good luck I told him.
  •   #268  
    dutchgirl's Avatardutchgirl , 04-29-2009 01:15 PM
    Hey Hattie, Way to go on Onederland!

    Now Gary. Give it up! There will be no closing this thread!
  •   #269  
    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 04-29-2009 02:17 PM
    I agree DUTCHGIRL!

    CONSIDER IT AT LEAST ON LIFE SUPPORT!
  •   #270  
    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 04-29-2009 02:59 PM
    Oh, yeah I'll support this thread as long as there is life in me !
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