my freind has just called me and remiinded me that im supposed to be at court tomorrow as a witness thank f**k she remembered or tomorrow night i would be detained at her majestys pleasure and if i go here at 9 and the bloody woman doesnt turn up again {this will be the third time weve been here and she hasnt turned up and sent in exscuses such as her kid was sick or she didnt have any money to get there } ill be getting a sick line from my doctor to say i wont be going back again bugger i really dont want to go its not my idea of fun at all sitting in a witness room all day only to be told that the accused has decieded not to grace us with her presence again oh well musnt grumble at least its not me on trial
so im going to go and get something to eat and get everything ready for in the morning i hate rushing about and i hate mornings i am not a morning person at all SAL ill put that recipie on at some time tonight promise 

It won't show up on her body at all unless she pigs out on a lot more stuff 
i'm surprised that the other woman has'nt been banged up for not appearing 
so now i can't play on it
looks like it will be boring old digging and planting by hand
i suppose i could sand down some furniture instead. I bought a side table at the local charity store yesterday to put in the spare room it was only $4
so last night i sanded it a bit to see if it would take seeing as its veneer and not proper wood and i can so i'll get on with that today.
i arrived at court at the un godly hour of nine am and had a not so lovely surprise to let you all understand this person {and i use the term loosely}assaulted made up false allegations and generally made life **** for my downstairs neighbours it was tommys ex girlfreind and i was a witness to this girl trying top kick in their door and assaulting tommy so i get to court and was standing outside having a fag when this nutter stood beside me talking to herself and approaching everyone that looked like a lawyer stating that shed been assaulted so someone got security and they got this lass a chair and found her lawyerand got the police and of course me being nosy just stood their and listned to what was going on apparantly the three witnesses against her had got a hold of her and gave her a good kicking and as the policemen asked for names she blurted out mine and my two freinds who hadnt even got there yet so the policewoman came and asked me if id seen anything and i said to her youd better not ask me as im supposed to have assaulted her she just sort of looked at me and went over to the lassie and said do you recognise that lady and she said no but she might have seen them attacking me the policewoman said she should have according to you she assaulted you well everybody collapsed about laughing heres this great big tall strapping lassie and poor wee me with my walking stick
well that was the start of a very interesting day and to top it all im now going to be cited again to appear against this nutter again as she has been charged with waistng police time making false allegations and waisting court time and staff
do you know they call to me when im asleep PEACOCK thanks very much for that very good advice im going to sit and put in all my appointments later im not normally this bad but i think its been that long since i was originally cited {november last year} that i completely forgot SAL while i remember i will put that goulash recipie in later as im nice abd awake now the only thing is the weights and measyrements are for a family of four so you can either feed the clan or freeze some or just cut everything in halfwell im going to go and get semi organized and will be back later thanks for all the good wishes and one day i will find out why it always happens to me you know crowded bus stop and the nutcase or alckie always talk to me
I was nearly waloped once by a woman's walking stick. To be honest I don't think she needed the stick as she was waving it around in the air and I had to duck fast. Errr .... haven't been to Hammersmith in the past 3 years have you?!