Best features:

Hair- thick, dark chocolate brown and wavy.
Eyes- dark chocolate brown and long long long black lashes.
Hands- small and dainty (kind of out of place on this big body).
Lips- have a really nice natural 'bow' shape.
Skin- naturally olive (thanks Dad!), so I can avoid the sun without looking pasty.

Worst features:

Triple chin syndrome.
A huge butt- immediately spoils the look of anything I put on.
Height- 5'4' -just nowhere for that extra weight to hide.
Nails- stopped chewing 'em but still can't grow 'em.
Breasts- big, busty and impressively cleaved, and would you please talk to my face??????? Hey , I'm up here.......

Lol Wykyd!! I say I am glad I never had anyone talking to my breasts, but honestly, I would love to have great big whopping ones. Not forever. Just to see the reactions.
morningglory

Before you wish for something like that - you should jog a mile in someone else's sport bra! LOL

This thread is so funny, youse guys!

Okay, I'd like to be 24 and 130 again - and this time thru I wouldn't let my weight creep up on me from *behind*.

Things I like to do when men stare at my chest.

1. Intimidate them with my intellect, so ,"What did you think about the new deuterium infused Bucky balls?"
2. Ask them for money
3. Stare at thier crotch,"Why isn't there anything to see?"
4. Ask them what colour my eyes are.
5. Tell em to take a picture it lasts longer.

And if none of that works I stick a foot in thier and they forget all about staring at the grand tetons.

Have a good one! By the way I have gray eyes and blond hair. Also you neve have to worry about which cake I like, somehow I can just eat them all

Ms. Chris

I have thought of a great way to lose weight. Only buy foods that you hate!!!

Here is a list of foods that I hate

1.Liver, or any other internal organ. Yuck!!

2.Beans. Except for green beans I hate all beans. I love to smell bean soup, but no tasting.

3.Mushrooms. It's fungus for goodness sake.

4.Bugs. That includes escargo, chocolate covered crickets, tequilla suckers with the worm in it and any fly that might die on my dinner.

5.Raw Meat. Oysters, sushi, anything raw that should be cooked.
If my pantry and fridge were stocked with these items I would never eat. However, I would probably go out for burgers, so this might not be such a great idea.

morningglory

MG, I do shop that way for BoxerBob's snax :

I don't like caramel anything - so that's safe when I prowl for munchies. Tootsie Rolls and Malted Milk Balls are okay, too. Yuk.

(I don't allow Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the house. No way. No control! Like Martin Short says: I'm POSSESSED!)

Little Debbie is safe - I prefer Funny Bones and Hostess Fruit Pies.

Cheez-Its are safe - I like Cheese Nips.

Lays Potato Chips are safe - I like Sea Salt n Vinegar chips and Doritos.

Oreos are safe, too - cookies really aren't my thing. If I do eat cookies it's (hi-cal!) Fig Newtons. Mmm. Two per serving - hahahahaha! Who thinks these serving sizes up?



When I make dinner and want to have a salad - I make him Tuna Noodle Casserole or Mac and Cheese. Ugh. Even the smell of tuna gags me. No temptation there!

I'm not big on fish (except shrimp, swordfish and fish sticks).

Mooshy squashes don't do it for me, either, but I love summer squash and zooks. Sweet potato/turnip - same as mooshy squashes.

I guess beyond those few things - I think I can eat most anything. My palate is much more broadminded than when I was a kid. (So is my waistline!)

Rochemist , love the chest-stare responses!(Will try the Bucky ball one on the office jerk a.s.a.p.)

Foods that could sit safely in my cupboard if I hadn't eaten all week:




Liquorice- bleeeeeeeeccch!
Sardines- smell and taste like catfood.
Lima Beans- at least my mother can't make me eat them anymore.
Artificial cream- that spray in a can stuff. It's as close to real cream as Anna Nicole Smith is to a grieving widow.
Oysters- Erotic? Nope, more like swallowing a ball of phlegm.

I can't imagine swallowing an oyster. At a seafood restaurant recently with my Dad, we walked by a table just as a woman was trying her first slurpy raw oyster in a shell. I paused and couldn't help but curl my lip into an Elvis snarl and do a little gag reflex thing.

She just sat there holding this disgusting booger thing in her mouth and looking back. My Dad grabbed my arm and dragged me away just in time to save me from muttering, "YECH" like a three-year-old.

I couldn't help myself. I was spellbound by the looks of the platter full of bait in front of her and her boyfriend.

Pearls? Da! Oysters? No!

I am so with you guys on the oyster thing. Yuck, yuck and double yuck.
I also don't like liqourice, either.
morningglory

So? Any oyster lovers out there? LOL Come to defend the honor of our whipping boy?

Black licorice - Yuk! Red is edible but way down the list.

You guys look at the tabloids? I admit - I got hooked on these trashy things back in 1982 and one day a week I sit down and totally veg out with all the dirt! I love those pix with celebs without makeup and cellulite! Yes - it ain't just for civilians anymore!

Anyway - the THINNIES all seem to walk around with a bottle of water and Twizzlers. Do they know something we don't know?

Off to hang out with my Dad today! We'll try the Indian place. Verrrry interesting trying to work our way around this exotic buffet. Luckily there are lots of veggies and low-fat choices.



Happy Halloween!

BTW - what's the ratio of lurkers to posters in here - 300:1?

Hello there everyone. How is everybody doing today? Rusty where in the world od you find those great images on your post, I love each and every one of them. Some of them gives me a happy boost for the day. Just was wondering how is everyone coping with Halloween and all those goodies that our pourch monkeys are goin to be bringing into the house. I have seriously thought about hiding some of them from my son(and of course my self is what I should I said) and keeping them to give out next year. But knowing how the cravings go i would probally hunt out those stale goodies and gourge myself on them. Hey that's a great idea everyone was talking about only eating the stuff we hate to loose weight, so if we end up eating stale God awful chocolate maybe we will not want it any longer. Anyway here's to a great and blessed day to everyone. Maybe I wont be as sick this week and will be able to keep up better.

hugs
sandy

Love the Halloween dogs, Rusty! I have a golden retriever, and a white sheet....hmmmmmm.

I got the dogs and the frogs from forwarded emails. After all these years on the web I get lots of stuff coming my way!



I also *haunt* (good Halloween word LOL) animated gif sites looking for goodies. It's an obsession. Low-cal, too!

MG - do people ask you all the time, "Where did you get your red hair?"

Um, my mother was a pink flamingo!

Where do you want to go today?