The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. As the hard-line Islamic fundamentalists can not stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow at noon, all women should run out of their homes and offices naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. Please forward on to all females that you know.
Come on, ladies! America needs you!
