On the Lighter Side...
With everything that is going on in the world, and the fears we share, as well as the concerns for health, I decided that we could all use a good giggle today.... so, here it is!
Into a pub in Belfast comes Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised ! and he's walking with a limp.
What happened to you?" asks the bartender.
Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Murphy.
"That pipsqueak", says the bartender "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Murphy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well! ," says the bartender, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it is, but useless in a fight."
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