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Old 02-23-2003, 07:43 AM   #1  
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One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
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Old 02-23-2003, 09:07 AM   #2  
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That reminds me of my granny!! Thanks Ruthie!!!
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Old 02-23-2003, 10:16 AM   #3  
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That is the cutest!! I'll make sure I tell this one to my pastor. Have a great day girls.
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Old 02-23-2003, 07:56 PM   #4  
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That is too funyy! Poor old lady. Ya have to feel sorry for her. Wonder if she got her money back!
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Old 02-23-2003, 09:36 PM   #5  
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Sheesh! As an old lady, I sure as heck hope not!
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hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I love it!!!
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great story!!! I love it!!!
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