A Chicken Purse!!!!

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  • Next will be chicken thongs, complete with sequins and feathers.
  • do they have tassles?

    I am kind of fond of tassles.

    If they do have tassles, do you think Debkay and I will trip over them?

    peach
  • can't we have tiaras, too?
  • Sounds like we're ready for Mardi Gras. We could have our own float in the parades. Instead of moon pies and beads we could throw pork rinds and chickens?
  • Hey Peachie ~
    Get ready !!
  • Janice your pig flying was MUCH better than mine!!

    Yep peachie, with DD loooonnnggg boobs, I'm afraid we may just trip right over the tassles! I'm game, are you?
  • Way to Cool !!

    Personally I'm thinking about getting a chicken tatoo ? waddah think ?

    My sister sells avon, gotta check it out. But I bet its not as beautiful as Ruthies purse.

    I think we got something here girls, we could start our own business, chicken thongs, pasties, undies, bra's, tassles, and naughty adult chicken accessories whooooooooohooooo.

  • Believe it or not the chicken tatoo is definatly on my list fo things to do when i get down there!!! just a small one on a place that only you girls will know!!! (not likely DH would ever look to find it!!)
  • I am having a bit of trouble grasping the concept of chicken thongs and naughty adult chicken accessories! Where would the feathers go?

    I am going to get in a whole lot of trouble if I keep going down this road!!

    Love the flying pig, Janice....but am an NOT wearing a chicken hat, no way no how.

    Susan, just WHERE is the chicken gonna go? Reminds me of the story about the gal who had a dragon tattoo on her thigh...it would flame anyone who tried to....well....you know. I guess the chicken would......
    peck the ________

    Yep! Debkay! I'm game!!!

    And to think I passed my psyche eval today for wls surgery.....
    Dottie? aren't ya proud of me?

    peach
  • peach...........are too


























    wearing a chicken hat!!!!
  • STOP!!! ROFLPIMP!!!!! isn't there anything TASTEFUL we could do?? not TASTY [that would be waaaayyyy too many carbs for us!!]
  • jiff, you could stick a feather in your cleavage. simple, yet, tasteful.

    Debkay NO
  • YA KNOW.... i was going to post a new thread to let you all know that today, after about 5 years, my lung function is officially, finally normal.

    but instead, here i am... trying to think of a rude comeback to chicken feathers in the cleavage.... wouldn't it look as if i'd been plucked??? Is this what we mean by naughty adult stuff????

    and do we need to add flying pig accessories just for peachie???? peachie expects dottie to confirm her sanity??? HA!!!! which would peachie prefer to wear? flying pigs or chickens???

    it's time to head for the gym... this is getting waaaayyyyyy too complicated for me!!!!
  • Easy--------------I want a chicken purse.
    Tazcat
  • For once, I am at a loss for words!