in praise of older women... FINALLY
a friend sent this to me, and it's well worth sharing..
ABOUT OLDER WOMEN
Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value older
women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
An older woman will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
An older woman knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn
what you might think about her.
An older single woman usually has had her fill of
"meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last
thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy,
whiny, dependent lover!
Older women are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they
can get away with it.
Most older women cook well. They care about
cleanliness and are generous with praise, often
undeserved.
An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with
a man will often ignore even her best friend because
she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older
women couldn't care less.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.
An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman
is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's
stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience
of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived
long enough to know how to please a man in ways
her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you
have something to look forward to.)
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning,
smart, well-coifed babe of 50 there is a bald, paunchy
relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
some 22 year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us. That men are genetically
inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die
off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of
your lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've
become, without the distraction of some demanding
old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity."
signed: Andy Rooney
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FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You So Much!
