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Old 04-01-2011, 12:51 PM   #1  
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So it's no secret that I've been struggling lately. I had a patient tell me about a clinic in the building where I work that offers injections of the substance-that-shall-not-be-named. Anyway, you pair those injections with a 500 calorie diet and lose weight.

Only it costs a lot of money. And I am as cheap as they come.

But then I realized that, due to my profession, I have access to liters and liter of.....ummm....urine samples, provided by pregnant women. Those liters are chock-full of the hormone-that-must-not-be-named. And I totally know how to give injections!!!

So, does anyone know how I can extract the hormone-which-must-not-be-named from pee so I can inject it and eat 500 calories and lose weight? I'm pretty desperate here......


















































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Happy April Fools Day, Peeps!!!
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:55 PM   #2  
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Hahaha, you got me! I was seriously concerned for you!
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:59 PM   #3  
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Yowsers, got me, too! I thought, HUH??
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:14 PM   #4  
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You had me.

I was thinking wildly to myself: "Midwife has always seemed an intelligent, rational person ... not the type to tie off her arm & mainline pee through a hypodermic ... how on earth do I couch my reply in extremely diplomatic terms when what I really want to say is: 'What have you done with the real Midwife's brain?'"
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:15 PM   #5  
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You had me going for a minute too...i was like, is she insane??? haha Good April Fool's!!
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:18 PM   #6  
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I was all 'why would anyone want to inject pee into their arm!?'

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You had me.

I was thinking wildly to myself: "Midwife has always seemed an intelligent, rational person ... not the type to tie off her arm & mainline pee through a hypodermic ... how on earth do I couch my reply in extremely diplomatic terms when what I really want to say is: 'What have you done with the real Midwife's brain?'"
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:19 PM   #7  
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No way! You so didn't fool me! Good one though, I still got a great laugh!
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:35 PM   #8  
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You had me.

not the type to tie off her arm & mainline pee through a hypodermic ... "
Now there's an image!!! Funny! And I would have LOVED to see your diplomatic reply!!!
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:47 PM   #9  
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that was great, man I felt sorry for you while reading it!
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Old 04-01-2011, 02:42 PM   #10  
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umm April Fools anyone lol???
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:24 PM   #11  
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I was going to advise that you just drink it...
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:43 PM   #12  
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I was going to advise that you just drink it...
Ew!!

Good one, Midwife! My first and only fool of the day!
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:45 PM   #13  
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Wow, you had me worried!
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Didn't even know yesterday was April Fool's Day (not one we celebrate in this house). Think I should get my head out of my *ss and lighten up a bit.

And you totally got me. My eyes got wider and wider as I read on thinking OMG what's gotten into her. Injecting pee? Really?

on me!

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Old 04-02-2011, 11:08 AM   #15  
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