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Old 11-15-2006, 11:30 AM   #1  
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Two West Virginia hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
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Old 11-15-2006, 11:32 AM   #2  
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that was great! lol
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Old 11-15-2006, 01:42 PM   #3  
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LOL, love it.
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Old 11-15-2006, 01:51 PM   #4  
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Very cute!!!!!!
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Old 11-15-2006, 06:15 PM   #5  
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:12 PM   #6  
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HEY! I resemble that!
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Old 11-16-2006, 12:00 PM   #7  
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HEY! I resemble that!

I couldn't resisit, I am from WV too!! Berkeley County off 9 between Martinsburg and Berkley Springs.
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:08 PM   #8  
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Huntington here.
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:08 PM   #9  
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BTW, what do a hurricane and a divorce have in common in WV?

































Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:33 AM   #10  
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What's the WV state flower?












































































a satellite dish!!!
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Old 11-18-2006, 05:59 PM   #11  
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Too funny!
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Old 11-18-2006, 06:15 PM   #12  
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Red face A turtle giggling

I thought I was going to have to bristle up and step in and defend my great state, but instead I got a good laugh. Thanks, that was a good one. Northern West Virginia here. Have a great day.
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Old 11-19-2006, 10:04 PM   #13  
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How northern? My cousin used to live in some hole in the wall pit right on the border called Beach Bottom. It was the bottom of something, but there weren't any beaches. LOL
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Old 11-19-2006, 10:12 PM   #14  
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Red face Wv

Not northern like Wheeling or the northern panhandle, but northern like Morgantown. Haven't heard of the beach or bottom place.
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Old 11-20-2006, 10:46 PM   #15  
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LOL I'd never heard of it before she lived there. It was right up there with Wheeling and on the PA border. Town is entirely on a hillside with too many factories and too much smoke. Nasty little hole-in-the-wall.
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