Final Exam
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider
a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in
your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head
and
sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other
hand."
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