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Old 08-31-2001, 10:18 AM   #1  
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended. By the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

signed: Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, a faxed letter was awaiting him which read as follows:

Dear Husband:

You too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

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