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This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud


One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pis toast. She brings me only one pis. I tella her I want two pis. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two pis onna my plate. She say you better not pis on plate you sonna ma *****. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma *****. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no shite. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a shite. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shite on my bed. He say you better not shite on bed you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma *****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''piss unto you too ya sonna ma *****. I gonna back to Italy''

[nicolyn75]

That was just too cute!! Thanks for the laugh. Loved it!

[angeleyezx]