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Old 02-24-2003, 02:59 PM   #1  
so close, yet so far...
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Talking Darn the IRS!

As tax time creeps nearer, the IRS schemes up yet another way to get more money out of our pockets, into theirs. Women, warn your men. Men, well, what can I say except I bet this is the first time you'd not want a refund.

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective January 1, 2003, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax, 8"-10" Pole Tax, 5"-8" Privilege Tax, 4"-5" Nuisance Tax. Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
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Old 02-24-2003, 05:50 PM   #2  
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Old 03-27-2003, 08:59 PM   #3  
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Where do you ladies find these? I am ROTFLMAO!
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