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Old 03-27-2011, 01:50 PM   #1  
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Default Text messaging codes for seniors

"Thought you needed help with texting your friends ... after all, the kids have all their little codes ... like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are the codes for seniors:

"ATD At the Doctor's

"BFF Best Friend's Funeral

"BTW Bring the Wheelchair

"BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth

"CBM Covered by Medicare

"CUATSC See You at the Senior Center

"DWI Driving While Incontinent

"FWBB Friend with Beta Blockers

"FWIW Forgot Where I Was

"FYI Found Your Insulin

"GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

"GHA Got Heartburn Again

"HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement

"IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?

"LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out

"LOL Living on Lipitor

"LWO Lawrence Welk's On

"OMMR On My Massage Recliner

"OMSG Oh My! Sorry, Gas

"ROFL ... CGU Rolling on the Floor Laughing ... Can't Get Up!

"TTYL Talk to You Louder

"WAITT Who Am I Talking To?

"WTFA Wet the Furniture Again

"WTP Where's the Prunes

"WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

"Hope these help!

"GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!"
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Old 03-27-2011, 02:07 PM   #2  
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Those are GREAT Never seen that before!
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Old 03-27-2011, 06:57 PM   #3  
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LOL! Even my 14 yo laughed at those!
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:26 PM   #4  
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I can't stop laughing!
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:16 AM   #5  
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:17 PM   #6  
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I'm telling my dad about these . . .

I'm turning 50 this year so I really need these!
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:34 PM   #7  
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Old 04-16-2011, 12:02 AM   #8  
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those are really cute!
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:58 PM   #9  
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lol if only my residents could text :P
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Old 05-04-2014, 08:57 PM   #10  
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I need to copy and paste these as I probably need to use most of them lol
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Old 03-01-2015, 06:41 PM   #11  
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I've seen some but not all! Comic relief is good for the soul!!!
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Old 08-31-2015, 10:41 AM   #12  
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Those were great! Thanks!
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Old 03-21-2016, 07:02 PM   #13  
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"LOL — Living on Lipitor
haha nice1
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