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Old 08-22-2009, 11:37 PM   #1  
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Old 09-17-2009, 01:31 AM   #2  
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:09 PM   #3  
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You gotta love a women that "finally" gets the joke she told a month ago...

are you blonde?
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:56 PM   #4  
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I didn't just get it EZ. Just thought it was still funny even though no one else thought so.

Am I blonde? Well....no, not anymore.
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