Sweet Music

  • I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

  • You gotta love a women that "finally" gets the joke she told a month ago...

    are you blonde?
  • I didn't just get it EZ. Just thought it was still funny even though no one else thought so.

    Am I blonde? Well....no, not anymore.