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Old 04-24-2002, 11:04 AM   #1  
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> >A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
> officer. She says she's going to Europe
> on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
> >The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
> loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
> parked on the
> street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
> The bank agrees to accept the
> car as collateral for the loan.
> >The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
> blonde for using a $125,000 Rolls as
> collateral against a $5,000 loan.
> >An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
> Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it
> there.
> >Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan
> officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had
> your business, and this transaction has worked but
> very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
> >While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
> multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why
> would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> >The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my
> for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


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Old 04-24-2002, 12:33 PM   #2  
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I loved it!

Course being blonde, it is nice have a joke like that every now and again!
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