Eight-year old Jimmy is visiting his Grandma in the Summer for a week. He's playing outside with the neighborhood kids, and suddenly comes running into the kitchen to ask Grandma a question. "Granny, what do you call that where two people sleep in one room, but one is on top of the other?" Grandma is very taken aback, but she thinks, okay he's eight now, guess I'd better be honest, so she says, "Well, Jimmy, you call that sexual intercourse." So Jimmy thanks her and runs back out to play with his friends. In a very short time, he comes running back in the house, sputtering and furious! He says, "Grandma, it's not called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds!!! And Mary's Mommy says she wants to talk to you!!!"
My Favorite New Joke ... A Good One!
