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Old 04-03-2007, 03:47 PM   #1  
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Talking Joke: Do You Own A Dog?

This was sent to me in an email and has had me laughing for the day.......


I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Big W and standing
in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food???
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:13 PM   #2  
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Lmao!
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:17 PM   #3  
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My friend says:
"it's not plausible. Any guy who could lick his own balls would never leave the house."
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:36 PM   #4  
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LOL!!!!! That is hilarious anytime I read it.
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:44 PM   #5  
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This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Aren't stupid people baffling? In the past, when I've been in a cheeky kind of mood and someone would ask me if I knew the time, I'd look at my watch and say "why yes, yes I do" and walk away. Always made me laugh!
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Old 04-18-2007, 02:16 PM   #6  
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I saw this before and it is still funny!

Made me think of when we were moving a few weeks ago and a neighbor saw the uhaul truck in the driveway. He asked my husband if we were moving. Not sure what gave it away, maybe the for sale/sold sign in the yard or possibly the moving truck, lol?

People are funny
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:21 PM   #7  
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OMG - priceless!!!
e mailed it to all my friends!
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:27 PM   #8  
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OMG!!! SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

Nice One!!!
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:16 PM   #9  
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ROTFLMA that was freaking histrical. good one
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:24 PM   #10  
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Hahahah! Hysterical!
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Old 06-17-2007, 12:42 AM   #11  
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roflmao!
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:01 AM   #12  
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I had not seen this before and my husband and I were BOTH ROFL!!!!
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