Lighten Up! Feeling a little stressed out over your diet? This forum is for you! Laugh a little, relax, and take a load off!

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-18-2007, 06:24 PM   #1  
Can't wait 2 be a goddess
Thread Starter
 
707Goddess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 1,056

S/C/G: 236/see ticker/165

Height: 5'8

Default Drink's that show who you are (repeat?)

Drinks Show Your Personality

Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

.

.

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay
707Goddess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2007, 08:10 PM   #2  
I ve cK MZk
 
muzikjunky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Central Virginia
Posts: 488

S/C/G: 262/198/160

Height: 5'7"

Default

lmao.
muzikjunky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-19-2007, 11:31 PM   #3  
Blonde Bimbo
 
almostheaven's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 2,984

S/C/G: 250+/144/135

Height: 5' 4"

Default

What's it say about a woman who starts with a margarita, moves onto a screw driver, has a Tom Collins, and ends with a beer?
almostheaven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2007, 06:41 PM   #4  
One day at a time
 
FrouFrou's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Land of Oz
Posts: 9,893

S/C/G: 220/191/186

Default

Too funny!
FrouFrou is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2007, 09:11 PM   #5  
Senior Member
 
aphil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Indiana
Posts: 6,411

S/C/G: 233.9/143/160

Height: 5'7"

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by almostheaven View Post
What's it say about a woman who starts with a margarita, moves onto a screw driver, has a Tom Collins, and ends with a beer?

She's probably going to puke.
aphil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2007, 10:17 PM   #6  
Senior Member
 
wannabsexy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: OK
Posts: 255

S/C/G: 260/180/135

Height: 5'3"

Default

roflmao
wannabsexy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2007, 12:31 AM   #7  
Blonde Bimbo
 
almostheaven's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 2,984

S/C/G: 250+/144/135

Height: 5' 4"

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by aphil View Post
She's probably going to puke.
DING DING DING!

I used to go out with friends drinking when I was younger. Couldn't STAND the taste of alcohol...still can't, but no longer feel like I gotta do it to be sociable. So I'd start with a foo foo drink, one that tastes like rasberry and not liquor. LOL After that, I'd try a Tom Collins or Amaretto Sour. A HINT of liquor, but still ok. By the third drink, I'd get bold and go with a watered down screwdriver. The next one would be a bit stronger. Somewhere around the 6th drink, I'd start taking swigs of people's beer, catch a ride home, puke and sleep.
almostheaven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-03-2007, 02:28 PM   #8  
lilybelle
 
lilybelle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: rural Oklahoma
Posts: 6,619

S/C/G: 234/142/145

Height: 5'7

Default

LOL at these.

almost heaven, my first thought was "she's gonna puke and she's running out of money when she started on the beer". LOL. Also "had to get good and liquored up before she could stand the taste of beer.
lilybelle is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:20 PM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.
Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.