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Old 07-12-2005, 12:58 PM   #1  
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I was just sitting here minding my own business. Working very hard to try and upload a pic of me. Having trouble I YIM'd Laurie. Unfortunatly she's off line. Such my luck. So I was frustrated and kept working on it. The dogs lay close beside me my son playing Star Wars games and my baby sounding sleeping in her crib.

Peaceful morning so far. I kept typing away. Checked on the baby sleeping pefectly.

All of a sudden, while I was intently working with the computer, the baby was giggling and playing sweetly in her crib. I thought I'll let her play she's having fun. A couple minutes went by and I'm getting more and more frustrated with the computer. she starts winning, then full blown wailing.

Odd, I thought she never wails like that! I jumped up and cracked her door open to see what was the matter. Oh the smell!!!!!

i couldn't believe it! My cute and precious baby had turned herself into a POOP MONSTER!

I picked her up by the only clean spot on her body - her arm and put her in the bath! At this time I see it in her ears, her hair, her nose, and no where on her bottom!

She had smeared it all over her crib, on the wall, the draps, all her blankets and stuff animals, the crib rails and to make mattters worse, she thought it would be funny to through some on the floor. Now mind you our carpet is not even 6 months old yet!

Needless to say I have both the children bathed changed and dressed and went back to clean her bedroom and found her diaper, laying in her crib. Guess what no poop ever touched it. She took it off way before she even went!

Well hope this gives you all a laugh! Ta Ta 4 now!

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Old 07-12-2005, 01:02 PM   #2  
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OMG!!! All I can say is that I am glad she's yours and not mine! LOL! HOpe you got everything cleaned up!
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Old 07-12-2005, 01:14 PM   #3  
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Almost. Still have the bed, was working on the toys. And stopped to do my picture upload

By the way thanks Laurie for the help.
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The picture looks great!
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Old 07-12-2005, 01:25 PM   #5  
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Thank you, I need to update it so bad that was almost a year ago. But i look the same I guess. It just my face anyways. LOL
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HAHAHAHAHAH -- That did give me a laugh, Dani!!!!! YUK!!!!!
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I AM SO SORRY!!!! :P But I can't help giggle <<<<<hug>>>>> I have 2 yr old twins and AT LEAST once a week that would happen! I tried onesies, putting jamas on backwards, everything I could think of! Ducttape works!!!
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:05 PM   #8  
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Karen , Anita, and Donna thanks for feeling my pain! Donna thats great DUCTTAPE now why didn't I think of that!
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By the way glad to see you made it here!
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HEHEHE Dani!I'm sorry..I can't help but giggle at that one.....I never had that happen to me personally...however....when I worked in Childcare it happened...and more than once...not always in the cribs either...lol.I camein to work one day and found that one of our littleones decided to paint the time-out corner in pooh....and you know the rule...you find it..you clean it......I wonder how long that went un-found before my shift?
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Welcome aboard Donna! Glad you came to visit with us!!!
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Thanks so much. You guys are incredible! and the reason I am still chugging along on this plan!
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Dani,

I had 3 of them 2 1/2 and under and the 2 oldest decided to color thier brothers blonde hair in case he didn't belong....the rest of us were brunettes. Along the way they painted themselves like Indians, They had who can throw the poopballs the furthest contests and other games they invented evry morning. For 2 weeks i woke up everyday to 3 children a room and floor covered in poop. My mother laughed hysterically when I called for help and ideas on how to get them to stop. She had no ideas! this went on for several weeks and then as suddenly as it started ,it stopped. I have no ideas for you just lots of sympathy and the knowledge that it could be worse. It could happen every day for weeks!....
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Thanks Barbara! the grass is NOT greenier on the other side. Also, it was hot so she only had the diaper on. From now on at LEAST a onsie!
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