HELP!! My inner mermaid has been swallowed by a whale. Instead of swimming happily in the waves she is now hiding under layers of blubber unable to free herself.
My belly now sticks out further than my boobs and I can feel the fat at the back of my knees wobble when I walk. I can't see any jawline let alone my cheekbones and found the hint of fat roll mid neck.
Sweet stuff gives me a moment of happiness I can't resit and years of regret I've come to accept. Chunky but happy at 12 stone I now need to lose 3 stone to get close.
For one, I love your writing. I know so many people think humor is a way to hide but I think there's a fine line...and sometimes its better to laugh and have a little humility then to cry. Get your mermaid on, girl!
Release the mermaid
