I Want Jack!
Dinner was over. Day one of my weight loss plan almost at a close. There we were just me and the hubby and the TV. All warm in my jammies and settled. Then it happened. Day 1 of the diet there was JACK !!!(theme music please: dum da dum dum)
There was Jack sitting in the hot tub, relaxed just as we were and then Jack looked into the camera, out of the TV and straight at me and said “YOU WANT JACK.” And I did! I wanted Jack. How could this get any worse.
Let me tell you how it got worse.
9:28pm on Day 1 of the weight loss program I had promoted starting all thru December, Jack had also spoken to my husband and my husband wanted Jack as bad as I did. Nothing could make this worse than it was.
Let me tell you how it got worse than it was.
Jack included in the deal FRENCH FRIES! (insert above theme music here)
Now we ate Jack and we ate Jack’s fries. Jack was happy. His job was done. We ate Jack and we were full. Full of Jack. Full of fries. Full of guilt. Darn Jack. Darn Ronnie and all their buddies out there and Darn night time television commercials and darn most of all weak will power and FRIES.
We will meet agian Jack and I will win!
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