You - are the smartest person I've ever met and I think I've been suppressing a crush on you for a long time.

You - why is it that every one of you who is available is a big dork?

You - telling me you started drinking again is the worst possible news you could have shared with me. Don't you remember what it was like in 1999?

You--the election is over. You can take down your signs now.

Thank you! It really irks me having to see these things day after day. Shouldn't the candidates be made to pay a littering fee for not removing them?

You - be consistent! I can't do my job unless you inform me properly how to do it. Nit-picking over the tiny things I do wrong, and then not telling me important things I need to be doing differently is NOT a good way to manage!

Get off the computer and get to sleep

You--stop using the company credit card for personal use! Yeah, yeah, we're both owners but I don't use company money for dining out--I pay for it myself.

You really should be more careful about what you say in public settings. Indicating that you want to keep someone happy by relieving them a responsibility that everyone else must bear only makes everyone else think you con't care if they are happy or not. After hearing that, I'm now not so inclined to be so agreeable to things and am more inclined to not share as much so that I can be considered so indispensible that you need to also make me happy.

You created a roomful of disgruntled folks with one cavalier and thoughtless statement. Way to go.

YOU - you are such a FLAKE! You should at least have phoned rather than wussing out and leaving an e-mail. Don't expect me to be talking the next time you get around to getting in touch...

YOU - I love you! What a super-man you are! Those big muscles carried that heavy box AND helped put it together AND hoovered the carpet AND gave me a cuddle

you - I love you, I miss you and I'm sorry.

you - get off your sorry butt, quit leeching off everyone and popping out babies, get a job! get a life! you're disgusting.

you - are healthy, and fit, and look great, why do you think you need to lose weight? enjoy your body, it's healthy and fabulous; don't take it for granted.

You - If you don't want to talk to me just tell me so instead of not answering the phone and then telling me "oh, the ringer must have been turned off". I called your cell phone too!! Was the ringer turned off on both of your phones?

You ... you make my day better!

You - quit being useless and do your job!!

You - Don't tell me that I'm doing a good job losing weight, and then go on and complain about how much you need to lose. You wear a size 0!! Where would you lose weight from?

You - I listen to your stupid stories and lend an ear when you just need to talk. Why couldn't you listen to me for 15 minutes when I could have really used a friend?

You - Thanks for all your help with my crazy day! I couldn't have survived without you. Thank you for answering all my questions big and small, and for just jumping in and helping when you could tell I was in over my head.

You - Thanks for inviting me to join WW with you. It gave me the boost I needed to really start losing!

YOU...I appreciate your calls..but why do you always want to talk about FOOD, cookbooks, receipes, etc? Why not ask how I'm doing with my weight loss?

YOU..You worked for years to build this group, but lately you seem to be working just as hard to tear it apart! I don't get it...I don't get YOU!

YOU..Stop being so brave and let someone help you. It hurts to see you slipping away..just let me be your friend

YOU..I'm so glad that you never give up on me!

If YOU have time to eat too much ... YOU have time to eat a little less.