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Old 01-21-2011, 04:50 AM   #1  
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Old 01-21-2011, 07:55 AM   #2  
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Happily Married Couple

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. They were famous in the city for not having a single conflict in all of their 25 years of married life. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy marriage”.

Editor: “Sir. It’s amazing. How did you make this possible?”

The husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had been to Shimla after our marriage. Having chosen to go horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, her horse jumped suddenly, toppling my wife over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “That's One”. She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she said “That's Two” and she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?” She gave a stern look and said: “That's One!!!”

Husband: “That’s it. We have been happy ever since. “

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Old 01-21-2011, 02:11 PM   #3  
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One says to the other 'How do you drive this thing?'

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Old 01-21-2011, 05:33 PM   #4  
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and say, "man it's really hot in here". The second looks over at the first and says "AHH a talking muffin!!" LoL!!
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A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
  The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
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