[BillBlueEyes]

Thanks for the good laugh. My contribution,

"I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day."

[Judith Viorst, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day]

Oh yes, I read this book to both my kids many times. And many times wished that I had the wisdom of Alexander's father.

[MindiV]

I'm having an "FTP" sorta day myself...after an "FTP" night last night.

Only mine should be "Freakin' Stinkin' Husband." "FSH"?

[lizziep]

ftp, i dig it. this is funny, i can totally relate. some days you just have to pretend didn't exist- forgetting them whatever way is best! mmm tequila.

[lizziep]

and i loved that comic. a lot.

[vdander24]

Glad you are recovering.. I just re read and am still laughing! Hope today is going smoother. Have a great day!

[MiZTaCCen]

I laughed so hard I cried....I'm still crying


There has been times I've cooked eggs and I hate it when the yolk on the eggs break because I had scrammbled eggs...so I've taken a hissy fit over that and just chucked out the eggs and remade them.