Please list some random things about you lol
(I won't judge!)
I did list something about food, just a warning.

Here's mine
-Idk how I feel about colored jeans. I want to like them but they always look off to me. I also hate the look of super stretchy jeans.
-I can't wait to take a dump! I'm bloated.
-Cloudy hot days make me even lazier than usual
-I quit netflix cause im more entertained watching youtube anyways
-I'm a huge fan of Keira Knightley. Idk why. Shes a good enough actress, but that's not really the reason - I just like her.
-Vermicelli ramen is my fav kind - and I am very picky about ramen.

How random are we talking here?

-I'm a marching band geek.
-I will swim or bike for miles and miles but can't run unless I have something to chase (or in the case of the zombie apocalypse, if something is chasing me)
-I have a closet full of Nerf guns back at home.
-I play 7 different musical instruments (the list so far includes violin, clarinet, fife, trumpet, trombone, French horn, and euphonium. Next up when I can afford it? CELLO <3 )
-I can and often will spend hours online looking at stupid pictures on imgur. Sometimes I get distracted by reddit's r/corgi...then it's all over for me.
-I love the look of corsets. If they weren't so expensive and if people wouldn't give me strange looks, I would buy a bunch and wear them every day.

...and my super weird one?
-I have a list of older men that I'd only kick out of bed to do on the floor (as I'm 23, most men on this list are in their late 30s/40s. On the top are Nathan Fillion, David Tennant and Paavo from Apocalytica). I discussed said list with my boyfriend before we started dating, and he informed me that he had no objections as long as threesomes were encouraged

this is as random as it gets i believe in reincarnation and this is why...

i remember:

- living in London during Victorian times and my child dying and being buried
- living on the prairie as a little child during homesteading days
- riding bareback on a horse across the plains long long ago, i was a native american male
- living as an old prospector searching for gold(?) walking for days through waist-high snow in mountains
- living as a little boy in the Appalachians during 1800s in a shack, saw the man who raised me shot and killed in a dispute
- and my very last life before this one, as a little asian boy during a jungle war in the 1970s, shot and killed by a gunner in a helicopter as i ran away, a civilian casualty

i remember all of these clearer than i remember some of what's happened in this life to me....like you might remember a special occasion clearer than the last month of mundane activities...

Hmm...random you say:

- I LOVE penguins, I will squeal inanely whenever is see one, fake or real
- I make escape plans in case of the zombie apocalypse anywhere I go
- my two favorite sensations in the world is the smell of airports and the feel of hotel sheets. I will accompany people to the airport just to get a whiff of that heavenly smell
- I wish I was short, I hate being tall so much, it makes me feel ugly and mannish
- i will try and cast famous actors for people I meet in my life - as in, if there was a movie made of my life who would play the people I know. Adam Levine would play my fiancé, for example.
- ultra weird TMI one: I'm a domme, not a pro, of course, just in my personal "play time"

I'll play.

• I have a huge girl crush on Lauren Graham.
• I'm currently making a little beaded tapestry.
• I can remember a nightmare I had ages ago, the mere thought of which makes me scared.
• I hate it when people buy me cat-themed items, yet I buy many such things for myself.
• My dream vacation is to take the scenic train from Los Angeles to Vancouver. I love looking at the world passing by.

I am also a fan of penguins and Keira Knightly.

- My eyeballs are getting dry; I should probably remove my contacts.

- I am sick of all the sex in 50 Shades; I mean is that the only way to solve your problems?

- My necklace keeps hanging in my boobs.

- My 12 year old cousin pointed out my arm fat yesterday and it still bothers me.

- I need to get laid.

- I'm hoping that I'll get home from being out of town in time to go out for drinks on Wednesday.- Jeff Foxworthy is shirtless on my TV and I don't know how to feel about it.

The end.

Ouuhh!! this is fun!!

- I dance like a total white chick.
- I love money. Really. I really do.
- I have deleted people off facebook solely based on the fact that their face was hideous to look at.
- I have 2 puppies and i love them more than I do most humans.
- My hair grows insanely slowly but my nails zoom out lol
- I have a twin brother, and so does my fiance.
- I'm have a lot of phobias.
- I snort when I laugh.
- I speak 5 languages.
- Traveling is my passion, even though I'm afraid of flying.
- I am a shopaholic.
- I could live on buttered toast.
- My favorite sound is fingers sliding down a guitar string.
- I used to lie so much I don't know how to anymore.
- I have been a year sober of any drinking whatsoever.
- I cry at the most random times for no reason.
- I sometimes feel like shaving my head and wearing a wig.

I'm a VERY random person. I could do this all day!!

Here are some random things about me.

-I love video games
-In fact I met my fiance 5 years ago playing them
-Saying that I'm afraid of spiders is an understatement, in a battle with them they would totally win.
-I'm stressed out trying to plan a long distance wedding and graduate at the same time
-I desperately want another piercing
-I hate it when people make fun of my height
-People always think I'm younger than I really am
-My feet hurt

Hmm.

I love bowling with a passion
I am obsessed with unique music
I have my own language
I would love someday to be an ecologist or a meteorologist, but I don't think I'm smart enough
I hate country music
Sometimes I love being alive so much I could just cry for joy
I love hypnosis - everything about it
I adore corsets, and all manner of steampunk, gothic, gypsy, and in general, 'free spirit' kind of clothing.
I wear my wedding ring on my right hand...just because I feel like it (people look at me funny whenever they notice)
I miss my family more than they can possibly know since I moved to the US from Canada

Hmmmm random you say....

I'm listening to my husband snoring right now. He is on the bed sleeping with the cat beside him, and I can't help but smile looking over at them.

I really want to go back to school, but I am terrified.

I hate wearing socks. I have to be absolutely freezing to wear them.

I'm not as innocent as I look.

I would love to own a used bookstore.

I wish my best friend would break up with her boyfriend. She can do so much better.

Im 60 and I have no idea what that means or should feel like.

I hate the feel of my apron when I sit down but also find it reassuring in an earthy, strange way.

I'm agoraphobic and I know I should deal with it but I genuinely like being indoors. Nonetheless I want to go to Blizzcon in 2013.

I am really looking forward to Nanowrimo in November and continuing my writing for it.

I wish I loved people more. I used to and something happened.

I'm sad my partner changed her name, since she did that I don't know her.

i hate water...in all ways and forms...rain, showers, drinking it...ugh

i never learned how to swim *see above*

my nails are always painted, i feel naked without my nails painted

i have a phobia of fire and i'm completely sure i've never smoked because i can't stand lighters lol

i am terribly shy and do not feel 100% safe around almost anyone, i've always been that way and losing weight has not changed it

i once had to testify at a rape trial in my capacity as a journalist...i may be shy but i'm not intimidated lol

Some random things about me:

I play piano
I love video games
I love cats
I have a phobia of spiders
I'm afraid of heights
I got married quite young, at age 20
I really love food, not just junk food but healthy food too

*I love manatees <3
*Every year, I have a war with the spiders that hang out outside my windows. I win.
*I think it would be so much fun to live in a town like Stars Hollow (Gilmore Girls) and run my own Inn.
*I love crafts
*It frustrates me when people don't do their job. Like when the guy at my apartment office leaves half an hour early on a Friday "just because" and I can't get my package because it's locked inside! Grr...
*I love the smell of sunblock and chlorine....