Two axe handles wide?
When I turned 30, I wrote out a list, kind of like a bucket list but not quite. One thing on that list is to get a swimsuit and wear it in public with out a cover up.
It has more to do with being accepting of my body more than thinkin' I'm all that.
Either I have a booty that's two axe handles wide or something is up with modern day swimsuits. I'd try some on, then find myself pulling at the fabric, hoping to liberate more. Maybe I'm just out of the loop but I always thought there should be more fabric on the back of the bottoms than in the front, kinda like a brief.
Well, yeah, I did get a swimsuit, even took pics of myself in it. I published one on my facebook/myspacepage, but it's cheating because it's from the hips up. Eventually I'll post the entire picture. That's pretty public... then going to the local pool our home owner's assoc. has will be a breeze.
I got a L top and XL bottoms. I'd gone with with XXL if they'd have it.
I need a quick anatomy lesson: Being that I have wide hips does this guarantee me a wide butt? I'd think it'd have to.
I have no idea what qualifies as a 'nice butt', I don't usually scope out my back view. It's just a butt--or so I thought until I was in that dressing room!
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