air conditioning aka a climate controlled habitat for management in my world. or at least is what my husband called it when he would see management out on the shop floor at work. or in his more exacting words " who forgot to lock the doors on the climate controlled habitat."

Hi--I hope everybody has been having a good weekend. We looked out this morning and we have a mama fox and 4 babies!! They are so cute! I just hope they make it OK between Eagles and cars!! I have had a good time watching them in between packing boxes and stuff. Just wanted to share.

Love the pictures KAREN!! Way cool!

mrsaugie it almost got hot here today...almost...83 in the house and 89 in the late afternoon sun....

swear! I thought it was always 75 degrees here....dang

What's A/C? Hahaha.. you just jinxed yourself Gary... because of that, today's weather is proof of that. 83 and 89. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gonna be, and probably was today, in the 90's.....me and my big mouth....dang....:mad:

Just finished watching the Miss USA pageant. Miss California got 1st runner up...my step-d played softball with her and my son coached her when she was in high school track.

We have A/C at work.
It has 2 settings: freezing or roasting.
It does its own thing, without any reference to what you set the (alleged) thermostat to.
We never know what it is going to be, so we tend to bring a rather interesting variety of clothing to cover all bases.
it basically sucks.

Karen, those foxes are awesome.
Are they reds or greys?

Mom is red but they look pretty dark. I don't know much about them, they may change as they get older. I've been watching them and they keep pusing each other off the "hump" of dirt outside their burrow. There are actually 5 babies----seems like a big litter to me.

Love the pictures, Karen. I'm not a huge fan of the foxes around our neck of the woods because when they started hanging around, we no longer hear or see the wild pheasants.

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck,
Tech Support :))

OR....

you could just say..."Babe, if you vacumm the house for me I will cook you (fill in blank of favorite food)...and if I see flowers coming into the house you might get lucky!"

the only problem that i have with that one Gary is that i can count on one hand (and still have fingers left over) the number of times DH has bought me flowers. ( and he knnows better any way.) if you cannot figure it out just use your imagination.

Here ya go Mrs. A!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cG7_jheC8A

I found an electric cattle prod was the only way to get 'im to get 'er done.:devil:

Reason #234 Why not to marry a woman...or women from Wyoming

We California women will only take you to the cleaners !

It appears this thread has been retired to inactivity...

STOP! POSTING HERE! STOP!

Really? Are You sure? Hmmm?
Don't think so!

So sorry JULIA but I DO THINK SO!!!

Heck...RUTH is back and she isn't even posting here....so

GIVE IT UP!

Gary, you know you can't shut us up!

And BARGOO...AGAIN...why would I want a 5-1 ratio of women to men at my age?

You Know You're Getting Old When...

Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

Gary, you have mentioned this several times, now. Do you have an obsession.....let's see what would Gary do with 5 women all to himself ? Dream on, Gary !!

A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry.

He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.

The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank.

The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank.

The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.

Which one does he end up marrying?

The most beautiful one..

Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying."Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldnt be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! Im crying because I dont remember where I live!"

So Gary how was the weather today? Are you still being jinxed??

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Thanks for making me feel old JULIA!

PRICKLE the weather is quite nice at the moment...73 outside with a nice breeze...I would like to say it was too freakin' hot again today...but I can't...I just can't...

BARGOO...yes...I am obsessed with women...and to remind you about the ratio...read your post above this one....work...more women...more work....more women...more work...

Another truth.....Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than it takes to get tired,

Hey, I just caught on that you are calling me PRICKLE. I hope that, that isn't being mean. I was being nice as all to you. Just picking on you and your Cali weather.

I may have to change my avi, now. Any suggestions... nice ones of course.

If being middle aged, or topping the hill is like what you all say it is, I don't want to get old. Nope, I won't let that happen. Uh-Ah. Oh No, not here.

AS for me, I refuse to grow old gracefully. I am going to fight it every step of the way.

Well Bargoo, we can go hand in hand down that road together then. Deal?!

like I am going to ever grow up....

:D I guess you didn't see my post that I liked your new avatar...are you a Pear or a Pickle?...or maybe it's a combo...a PRICKLE

Ah, I saw it. I get your combining them now.

Aging gracefully
 

You've got a deal .

A prickly pear?

And I, too refuse to grow old gracefully!!
No fun acting my age.

You know you are a bad driver when......
You are pulled over for drunk driving and you are stone sober.

aging gracefully cartoons
http://www.cartoonstock.com/director...gracefully.asp