Kids where's Kenny?

well i guess not so i'm thirsty.

i don't know where kenny is.

I wanna sit by the window !

My friend's mom says you shouldn't smoke in the car.

I wouldn't have to smoke if you kids would behave !!

Grandpa, daddy says where we live in California you can't drink beer and drive.

quit pulling my hair

let's play a game who can be the quite the longest.

shut up

I told you we'd be there in 2 She-Ra's and 1 Scooby Doo

Are we there yet ?

We'll be there in 1 Big Bird and 2 Oscar the Grouches

You bast**ds, you killed Kenny.

dead? or just missing?

oh goodness you guys are a hoot...
B&W tv. my brother had his own b&w tv, I lucked out a few years later and got a color tv. Infact it still works.


Arguing, I'll add to that.

Mom please let me use the car this Friday. I don't want you to chaperone us to the prom. You want me to be the ONLy 16 year old who's mom drives them to and from the prom? PLEASE, mom, please... I promise to be back by 12:30 and no we won't go to any parties afterwards. That is how long the prom lasts.

Speaking of prom..."We accidently fell asleep Mr. So&So"

Yeah, and falling asleep caused my wretched breath. Doesn't morning breath always smell like beer? I thought so. Don't scream at me dad... I am right *hiccup* here. I can hear you loud and clear. *hiccup*

Are We There Yet?? I'm Tired!!

I'm not saying I was a good boy 'cause that would be a lie...but after prom my girl and I rode our bicycles late into the night/morning...and we had no alcohol!

I won't even discuss my prom. Nightmare is the only word to describe it. If ONLY my Knight In Shining Armor was my date.. but nooooooo, I was dating some one else then. Stupid, stupid stupid me.

Don't even ask my daughter about hers...I got her her date...long story...she doubled with her best friend and her date...my daughter married her best friends date....and that is the absolute truth!

Just wanted to tell all you lovely ladies


http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/w...mothersday.jpg

Hope you have a lovely day.

Bicycles? you smoothie you!

We just had to do it DUTCHGIRL...we had matching brown Schwinn 10 speeds!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE!

Good grief!

This man is itching for an interview with Homeland Security.

"I can explain everything, officer. I have this friend who likes to blow things up, and does she have attitude, and I have a friend in Holland, and ... and, well, we're all in this to kill."

[Never saw the guy in my life, sir, but, and not that this is relevant here, he has been talking a lot about baseball drugs lately.]

Feeling pretty "high" today Bill...since those drug free (i hope) DODGERS were the only winners in the National League West yesterday!

What if we just wound it for ma?

make me.

Whatever happened to respecting your elders?

And he is much, much, much older than the rest of us.

let me spell it out here....

R-E-S-P-E-C-TEA

Now , you kids stop this fighting, RIGHT NOW ! If I have to stop this car you WILL BE SORRY !!!!!!!!

He started it with his "old people" cooties. :devil: Ew, one got on me. I feel gray hairs coming in already. What next, am I gonna go bald? :eek:

If you kids be good, I'll stop the car before we get there and close this whole thing down before 500!

Heist on my own petard! Now I need to monitor this so it doesn't get up to 500 on me.

Great, now EZ's cooties are making hair grow under my nose, out my ears and on my butt!!!! Double EEwwww!!!

Wait until your father hears about this !!!!!!

Just wait until you get the uncontrollable needs to consume Bud in large quantities!
You'll really have a problem then:D

ok *hangs head in shame* sorry for being a pain in the butt.

I'm BACK!

very disappointed to see you did not finish last night!

480
 

. . . 20 to go.

Excuse me, now I have to go prepare for Mother's day. The kids are coming over.

Ruth - you can close the thread now