Nope but I do have one dog at my feet and one at my side

TPBM had to wait for their spouse to get off 3FC before they could get back on!

No, luckily I have 3FC all to myself here:D

TPBM was running late to an exam today and found her/himself zipping down the 2nd busiest road in Australia at top speed on her bmx.

I wish, I don't live anywhere's near Australia.

TPBM likes Doritos

I love them!

TPBM dislikes decaf coffee but drinks it sometimes anyway.

I don' like coffee and I never tried decaf

TPBM is going grocery shopping tonight

Nope, don't need anything.

TPBM is concerned about their job in today's economic conditions.

Of course! I work directly for a general contractor the works directly for car dealerships! Thank goodness we do still have work.

TPBM is going to tighten up the Christmas spending.

Yeah.

TPBM actually likes to exercise.

I love the walks with my dogs and wife!

TPBM loves Italian food

I do, but don't often eat it because of..caloric reasons - to put it that way haha.

TPBM has had pet hermit crabs.

Nope, never. They stink.

TPBM is the one cooking the Thanksgiving Feast.

No, ours is a group effort. My parents host and we all pitch in with our signature dish.

TPBM works from home

Nope, out and about with people.

TPBM has really weird dreams.

OMG!! YES, really weird vivid true dreams!

TPBM owns a pink cell phone.

Nope, it's a grey flip Motorola.

TPBM has been in at least 3 countries outside of their native one.