How cool...but nope

TPBM is making homemade pizza for dinner

Nope - soup.

TPBM enjoys food combinations that other people think are weird.

My uncle like grape jelly and cheddar cheese sandwiches

TPBM has already drawn names for Christmas

Whats wrong with grape jelly and cheese ? :D
..and no, I haven't.

TPBM doesn't have the full shebang traditional christmas family meal and gathering thing every year.

We are such a dysfunctional family that we shebang for several days....Thanksgivng usually lasts Thurs-Sat with all the homes my kids have to go to...

their moms ~ grandparents on mom's side ~ their spouses parents house ~ then mine....they save the best for last....that's how it is some years....always changes and always good!

TPBM has crates for holiday decorations

oops and Christmas too....although EVERYONE comes to my house Christmas Eve....tradition.

Yeah, we have several crates and bags in the garage... it's probably a fire hazard, really.. we should throw out our old things.

TPBM likes tropical fruits like guavas, mangoes and pineapples but only eats them fresh - not out of a can, or juice.

Like mangoes and pineapples fresh or canned - not so keen on guavas.

TPBM has studied a foreign language.

I "live" in a foreign language here in southern California

TPBM makes the bed every day

I'm bilingual, english is my second language and have studied 5 other languages.

TPBM is a fan of Desperate Housewives

Used to be until the strike then got away from it

TPBM loves eggs and green chilies

DH and/or I make the bed every day.
Don't love eggs, do love chilies.

TPBM likes chiles rellenos

ex-wife does

TPBM will be going to a church activity this week

Nope.

TPBM doesn't always like the way their hairdresser fixes their hair.

I am *never* satisfied after coming out of a hair salon. But I rarely go, anyway. I tend to let it grow long and natural, but when I do go? They never get it straight!

TPBM has a cat on his/her lap, grooming herself despite your serious need for lap space.