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This thread provides a 'for sure' smile in the morning.
I like it!

Clean Joke of the Day!
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work theparrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

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Originally Posted by SusanB (Post 2365358)

This thread provides a 'for sure' smile in the morning.
I like it!

So that brings our list of certainties to three:

Death
Taxes
This Thread

And now for my musical number:

Laundry Day
See you there
Underthings
Tumbling
Wanna say
"Love your hair"
Here I go
Mumbling
With my freeze ray I will stop... the world.
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find words to

Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel
What's the phrase?
Like a fool
Kinda sick
Special needs
Anyways...

With my freeze ray I will stop... the pain
It's not a death ray or an ice beam that's all Johnnie Snow
I just think you need time to know
That I'm the guy who'll make it real
The feelings you don't dare to feel
I'll bend the whole world to it's knees and
We'll make time stand still

That's the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Any day
Love your hair
("What?" "Oh, nothing I love the... AIR!")
Anyway

With my freeze ray I will stop

(If you are not familiar with the above song, google Dr. Horrible. Do it! Do it now!!) :D

My dog Sparky sits on my lap when I read this thread. He was highly insulted to see a picture of a cat!!!

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Originally Posted by twilit tera (Post 2365610)

(If you are not familiar with the above song, google Dr. Horrible. Do it! Do it now!!) :D

I'm flubbing my words right now. I'm always excited to know others have seen Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog!!!! :carrot:

Oh did you see all the Dr Horrible stuff on Youtube? Now I wanna see that movie!

After seeing the cat pictures my question is how do you do doggie CPR?

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Originally Posted by JuliaHood (Post 2365780)

Oh did you see all the Dr Horrible stuff on Youtube? Now I wanna see that movie!

drhorrible.com

There's a button to watch it now on the main page.

Dr Horrible! Yay. I downloaded them to my iPod and watched them the last time I had to fly somewhere. I love them!!

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Argh! You can only watch it if you are state side! STINK!

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Originally Posted by bargoo (Post 2364554)

Well here is my random bit. when I took my dog in for grooming I was browsing around the store waiting for the groomer, I saw this cute t shirt for dogs , on the front it says,
"Why doesn't the cat have to poop outside?".

OMG! That is just tooo funny (3 chocolate squares giggled off so far)

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Originally Posted by twilit tera (Post 2364326)

I wonder if I could train Mr. Underfoot to balance food on his head? He's a very smart kitty, y'know.

Hmmmm, somehow I don't see my girls learning this trick - food within a 30 ft radius is normally sucked up instantly. No morsel would make it as far as the top of their heads..........